Middlesbrough fines leaked including £50 for peeing in shower

AN AMAZING list of punishments Middlesbrough stars face in the 2025-26 season has been leaked online, including fines for peeing in the shower.

The document shows an outrageously long list of potential penalties.

3 A leaked image claims to show Middlesbrough player fines for the 2025-26 season

3 Middlesbrough stars are subject to some sensational punishments for various transgressions Credit: Getty

They range from training ground transgressions to matchday sanctions and even being seven-balled on the pool table.

Being late for a match comes with a staggering £500 fine plus a £25 per minute charge.

That means if a Boro star rocks up half an hour late for a match, they'd owe a whopping £1,250 in total.

All fines listed are subject to being DOUBLED , too.

The print out sheet of paper says fines must be paid by the following Friday or they must pay twice the listed amount - and will be doubled in November after a spin on the wheel.

Other serious fines include £500 plus £10 per minute for being late for a meeting and £250 plus £10 per minute for being late for the bus.

Even not wearing a GPS device for the warm up comes with a £100 fine.

It's not just matchdays though, with strict rules to follow on the training ground, too.

Being late for training comes with a £100 plus £10 per minute punishment.

While being prompt is clearly a key issue for the Championship side, there are some other, more bizarre fines, too.

A wee in the shower will cost £50, while being seven-balled on the pool table comes with a £50 punishment.

Missing a gym session and leaving stuff at the lunch table are also on the £50 list.

Flip-flops must be worn in the shower with players fined £20 for not doing so - but they're also fined £50 if they leave them in there.

Each phone notification will cost £20 a pop, while even wearing earrings at training will set you back a staggering £100.

Incredibly, if a Middlesbrough player wants a cosy evening in rather than joining the team on a night out, that'll set them back £500.

It's another £500 for not reporting an injury to medical staff by 8.45am.

However, not everything has a set price... with certain punishments clearly up for date.

"Unacceptable social media posts" and "parking in staff car park spaces" are both listed as POA...

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But almost every response to the leaked image focused on one particular fine...

Stars who don't bring "cakes/treats" on their birthday must drop £100 into the kitty... twice as much as a wee in the shower.

Fans were left baffled, taking to X in droves, with one saying: "Imagine a normal job having this..."

Another wrote: "Cake is to be taken incredibly serious! UTB."

A third added: "Not bringing in cakes on a birthday carries a bigger fine than *checks notes* peeing in the shower."